Utah/ Census Form
1. _____________________ (Given name)
2. _____________________ (SURNAME)
3. Descendant of:
A. Brigham Young _____
B. Heber C. Kimball _____
C. Laman and Lemuel _____
4. Tribe of Israel : _____________________
5. Number of occupants residing in home in each category: (Listed in
chronological order)
A. Nursery _____
B. Junior Primary _____
C. Senior Primary _____
D. Young Women's _____
E. Young Men's _____
F. Relief Society _____
G. Elder _____
H. Dearly Departed _____
I. High Priest _____
6. Occupation [Please select all that apply.]:
A. Amway dealer _____
B. Shaklee dealer _____
C. Nonie juice dealer _____
D. NuSkin dealer _____
E. Melaleuca dealer _____
7. Automobile:
A. Station Wagon _____
B. Van _____
C. Suburban _____
D. School Bus _____
E. Double Decker _____
F. BMW (Big Mormon Wagon) ________
8. Favorite place to eat the night before Fast Sunday:
A. Chuck-A-Rama _____
B. Hometown Buffet _____
C. Sumo Sam's All You Can Eat Feeding Trough _____
9. Favorite Hero:
A. Nephi _____
B. Abinadi _____
C. Samuel the Lamanite_____
D. Steve Young _____
E. Mitt Romney _____
10. Which of the following do you bring to church [check all that
apply.]:
A. Scriptures _____
B. IPhone/IPod _____
C. Pen/Pencil _____
D. Lifesavers/ Cheerios _____
E. Tic Tacs _____
F. Breakfast _____
G. Big Gulp _____
H. Cooler _____
I. Cell phone to text your presidency during sacrament mtg _____
J. TV Watch _____
K. All of the above _____
11. Do you prepare your church lessons:
A. A month in advance _____
B. A week in advance _____
C. While in the bathtub _____
D. While on the toilet _____
E. During Sacrament Meeting _____
F. During the closing prayer of Sacrament Meeting
G. During the opening prayer of the class you're teaching _____
H. Just wing it [according to the promptings of the Spirit]_____
12. Do you think pews should be permanently equipped with sippy cup holders?
yes___ no ___
13. How many years has your family sat in the same place for Sacrament Meeting:
A. 10-20 years _____
B. 20-30 years _____
C. 30-40 years _____
D. Over 3 generations _____
14. How much time does it take for you to fall asleep during a high council talk:
A. 1/100,000,000th of a second _____
B. 1/999,999,999th of a second _____
C. 1/999,999,998th of a second _____
15. Which day of the month do you go home/visiting teaching:
A. 31st ______
B. 31st ______
C. 31st ______
D. 31st ______
16. How many church basketball fights were you in last year:
A. 1-10 _____
B. 10-20 _____
C. 20-30 _____
D. You'll have to ask my lawyer _____
17. Which of the following has been your most effective Family Home Evening:
A. Arguing about getting along
B. Having an opening and closing prayer with dinner
C. Gathering around the television to watch, "Americanj Idol?"
18. How many times a year do you make:
A. Green Jell-O salad _____
B. Funeral potatoes _____
C. Cabbage and Top Ramen salad _____
D. Turkey , cashews and grape-stuffed croissants_____
19. How many water-filled two-liter bottles do you own:
A. 1-2 thousand _____
B. 2-3 thousand _____
C. 3-4 thousand _____
D. Enough to fill the Great Salt Lake _____
20. Which of the following do you feel is the most secure facility in the nation:
A. Alcatraz
B. Fort Knox
C. Ward Libraries
21. How many structural engineers do you hire annually to insure you'll
win the pinewood derby: _________
22. Keeping the Word of Wisdom in mind, how much of the following do
you consume:
A. Chocolate:___pounds daily X 365 days annually= ____
B. Cola: ____gallons daily X 365 days annually = ____
23. If you had to choose between witnessing the Second Coming or
attending a BYU/UofU football game, which would you choose?
A. Second Coming _____
B. Football game _____
BEFORE and AFTER..............FRIDAY at 4pm then below is SUNDAY at 4pm, same corner of our yard!!!!! I'll take Sunday.
These are my two sandwich kids......Josh 151/2 and Levi 3. They sandwich in Luke and Cheyanne!!! Both of my little boys want to play lacrosse like Joshie! Levi is learning to face off.
Luke lost his first on Tuesday April 14th 2009! Bottom front tooth! He let me do the honors....I have my dental floss technique, no pulling, no pain, it just pops out like a charm, he loved it!
Levi wanted to be in the picture but was trying to not show his mouth because he hasn't lost a tooth yet!!! So he really tightened up, what a nerd....
Luke was supposed to smile for this one and well, after about 5 shots I gave up on the wierdness of it. Needless to say, it's so bizarre to be at this stage with a child again. It's been a long time. We are getting Joshua's wisdom teeth out in a couple of months in anticipation of his mission, I know it's very weird.
I stole this from my friend Derek Barney, I thought it was pretty hilarious. Wow though, I don't think I have ever come close to spending $876 at the mall???? slight exaggeration!
My tradition is to bring my birthday boy or girl breakfast in bed. Levi wanted french toast with powdered suger and candles! Luke and Levi want to sleep in the same bed, so they both sleep in the top bunk bed together. It's so cute. Some day when they are teenagers I can tease them about it.....
So Levi wanted to decorate his own cake for our family birthday party. Wow, we went and bought a fire truck, forklift and tractor. After he did it all by himself, he snuck into the corner and ate a big chunk out of it! Glad it was only our family.
These two little boys are the sweetest things ever. Come on guys hold up 3 fingers already and quit goofing around:)
Levi loves his Dad. All day he asks me when is Daddy gonna be home? Sometimes he starts asking while Keith is still in the shower!!! He just adores Keith.
